You wake up laying in a pile of hay inside a dark and dingy red barn. You hear a strange noise coming from the hay underneath you. You try to listen to the noise but it is a mix of cranking metal and the sound of a baby crying. You begin to search through the hay not knowing what is causing the strange sound. All of the sudden, you go flying into the air and crash through the ceiling of the barn. While in mid air you try to look around to only get blurry images of a colorful scenery surrounding the barn below you. Then finally you come crashing down and your body slams on the ground. Surprisingly you are in no pain and have no broken bones. You think to yourself what is going on. You look to your right and make eye contact with an angry robotic baby. The baby begins to crawl towards you at lightning speed. Zoooom. In no time you have been picked up by the back of your shirt and are being held above the mouth of the baby. The baby proceeds to place you in its mouth as if you are a toy. You think to yourself what I should do. You decide you have two ways of going about the problem.
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You decide to start yelling at the baby to put you down. All of the sudden the robotic baby takes you out of his mouth and looks off into the distance in confusion. As you are continuing to yell at the baby to put you down, a gigantic purple tiger breaks through the barn doors. The gigantic purple tigers runs up to you and the robotic baby and says “Frank what are you doing. Put this human down he is not a toy.” You learn the robotic baby’s name is Frank. Frank then slowly helps you stand up on the ground. You look around frantically searching for an escape route. You notice a tiny gold door to your left behind the gigantic purple tigers paw. You need to decide what to do.
You make a run for the tiny gold door behind the tigers paw. The tiger realizes your plan of actions and tries to catch you. You are like a mouse and the tiger is chasing you. With some good luck you have made it to the door and rush inside it.
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You look up at the tiger and say “Thank You! You saved me!” The tiger looks down at you and asks if you would like to get cleaned up and get all the baby saliva off you. You think to yourself you don’t know this tiger but decide to accept the help. The tiger bows down and you climb on the back of the tiger. Within seconds you emerge from the barn on the back of the tiger. As you noticed before the land surrounding the barn is so colorful but what you hadn’t noticed was that it was all made from jelly beans. Trees, flowers, rocks everything is made from different jelly beans. After a 5 minute ride, the tiger drops you off at a pond. The tiger says “You can clean off in this water but before I leave I need to warn you. As a human you will want to try and eat some of the jelly beans you see. DO NOT eat them or else…” The tiger runs off into the bushes. You jump in the pond and clean off. Once you are clean you look around some more. You approach what seems to be an apple tree. You reach up to pluck an apple from the tree. You are now just holding a big red jelly bean the size and shape of an apple. It looks delicious but you remember what the tiger had told you…
You decide it looks too yummy to not try and you take a bite of the jelly bean apple.
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You listen to the tiger and throw the jelly bean apple into the pond. All of the sudden the ripple in the water that was caused by the apple goes beyond the water and ripples through the ground. You go up and then down with the ripple over and over again. It feels as if it is never ending and you realize it actually isn’t ending. What have you done. Why did one apple make the whole ground continuously ripple. You begin to feel sick to your stomach from all the motion. Oh no you are going to get sick.
You don’t care because you are outside and puke all over the ground. You then slip on your own puke and hit your head, knocking you out.
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You try your best to run to the nearest tree to get some stability. You hug the tree and start to feel less sick. After about an hour of holding the tree the ripples finally stop. You let go of the tree and look around. You are alone and realize you are feeling tired but you have nowhere to rest. You don’t know what other creatures are roaming around this jelly bean filled land. You begin to walk and wander the land. After another hour has passed your body just can’t hang on anymore. You decide to go to sleep. You find a cave and think it would be best to be sheltered while you sleep. You lay down on the cold ground and pass out.
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